The road to hell is paved with good intentions

Sometimes, the best laid plans just don’t pan out. And you know what? That’s OK. It will inevitably happen to you, and it’s agonizing when it happens. Your stomach bunches up, and all you want to do is curl up on your hostel bed and cry. Assuming, that is, that the hostel is still open for business.

I arrived in Rome on an early morning flight from Sardinia’s capital, Cagliari. I had already adjusted to the time change, but it was still very early. Painfully early. Probably even more painful for my two friends who had made the trans-Atlantic journey that day. We wandered through Rome’s circular streets, a faded googlemap our only help. We followed the Babblefish translated directions. A severely water damaged door with an unreadable, rain-damaged sign greeted us. We rang the doorbell.

We waited.

We roasted under the mid-day Roman sun. We sweat. We cursed.

We rang the doorbell.

We called the hostel on an expensive roaming phone call.

We waited.

We cried.

The hostel, for all we could tell, had vanished into the sky, taking our deposit with it.

A man from the hostel across the street poked his head out the window, inviting us in. With few options left, we hoisted our packs on our backs and trudged up the stairs.

“Your hostel… How do you say? They have big flood. Si? Si! Big flood. We honour your deposit.”

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Today was one of those travel days.

Somewhere about halfway between Montreal and Toronto, on the über cheap MegaBus, I noticed I had mistakenly purchased two one-way, non-refundable tickets for the same day for Montreal-Toronto. It wasn’t catastrophic, I was merely out $28. Or so it seemed.

Then the wifi stopped working on the MegaBus. I couldn’t book a return ticket.

I finally arrived in Toronto and checked into my hostel at 1 a.m. It was cold. Actually, it was bloody cold and Yonge St. was a wind tunnel.

I spent a good 45 minutes in my door battling the unreliable wifi, only to find there were no convenient MegaBus times to get me home. I frowned. I lost my internet connection. I tried to find a plane. I frowned at the idea of dropping $200 to get myself only to the outskirts of Montreal.

I found a 50% off sale on a business class train ticket, and splurged. Even at 50% off, it was still the cost of two round-trip bus tickets, but it included a meal and lots of beverages of the fermented variety (I think I’m on my fourth. Possibly my 6th?), and ample leg room. With my alumni discount, it became justifiable.

I shut my laptop to try to get a solid 6 hours of sleep before my back-to-back job interviews. I reached over my bed to hang up my hoodie, happy that although I had “splurged” on a 4-bed female dorm, I had ended up in a 3-bed room as the only occupant. Sweet. Private room for $28.

The bed collapsed.

I sat bewildered on the floor. The bed had collapsed and I was exhausted.

Upon closer inspection, I realized this was the same Ikea bed found in hostels across the planet, with plywood slats supporting the mattress. I carefully touched the planks. They weren’t broken, they didn’t try to eat me. I gingerly reassembled my bed, and delicately lay down, vowing to swim a few hundred extra laps this week at the Y.

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And that couldn’t possible be enough, right? In French, we have a saying: “Jamais deux sans trois,” which means never twice without a third occurrence.

I had a wardrobe malfunction upon exiting a job interview. I will not discuss how the job interview went, since I don’t want to jinx anything.

The lovely, professional-looking skirt I borrowed from a coworker? I felt it inching its way down my hips as I walked out the door in front of the interviewer, with nothing to stop it. It was loose, but I didn’t realize it was *that* loose. So I may or may not have flashed the person I just spent an hour or so trying to convince to hire me.

That should be about enough for one day, I think. However, if the ground should decide to swallow me whole right about now, I wouldn’t really object.

Instead, I’ll wander off to the happy place in my head. It looks something like this:

Ton Le Sap lake in Cambodia

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I have not vanished, I promise

It has magically come to my attention that I haven’t been posting much lately. It’s not easy to maintain a travel blog when you’re office-bound – not as easy, at least. The adventures are no longer fresh in your memory, distorted by time, space, jet lag. The longer it’s been since I’ve traveled, the harder it is to write, especially since there are no grand adventures in the works in the near future. In fact, Chiquita isn’t even sitting on my desk these days; she’s preparing for her adventure to Bangladesh, but she’s leaving me behind. Continue reading